Serenade King...

They're out to terrorize your ears again ladies...

Quick Entry: Cutting Conversations

Readers, I am alive; slightly dazed, highly jaded, extremely volatile, but nevertheless alive. (C'est la vie, for uni students).

I would indeed still be buried under my waste repository of notes and textbooks were it not for my need to share with you some interesting (and rather bemusing) conversations that I have overhead or engaged in over the past week. Without further ado...

Conversation 1.

Wanker's sister: "Mum, why aren't you going overseas?"

Mum: "I can't leave wanker at home by himself."

Wanker: "Mum don't worry about me, go."

Wanker's sister: "Wanker wants you to go so he can bring his girrrrrrrrrrrrlfriend over."

Mum: "If he could get a girlfriend I'd be happy."

Conversation 2.

After some light conversation about uni subjects...

Girl: So... do you have a girlfriend?

Wanker: Hah. No, can't say I do.

Girl: Why not?

Wanker (trying to think of a good reason without sounding homosexual): Just don't want to get involved in all that stuff at the moment.

Girl: Really?

Wanker: Yeah.

Girl: Not even for the hot hot sex?

Wanker: ... (struggling to find words) ... yes?

N.B. (this girl has a boyfriend so don't take this out of context)

Conversation 3.

Wanker: OK kids, the next word in the spelling test is 'massive'

Indian Kid 1: Massive. Just like Indian Girl's Head!

Indian Girl: THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE BRAIN!

Conversation 4.

Cador: Clancy and I were discussing the possibility of considering Alison's breasts as property.

Wanker: Well, I suppose if you have rights over it that you could exercise to the rest of the world...

Cador: I think that would go to her boyfriend.

Wanker: Not necessarily. You see, if the 'ethereal' documents establishing the chain of ownership of her breasts were never transferred to her boyfriend (with the alleged legal title), then do you see, that if she misled you to believe, that she still retained legal title over her breasts, and thus entered into a contract of sale with you (and you thereby acquired a fully fledged equitable interest), then her boyfriend's gross negligence in failing to acquire the 'ethereal' documents would be deemed to have contributed to the misleading conduct of Alision, which would mean that his legal title would be postponed by the courts of equity, and so, if we consider priorities of equitable interests, you may indeed have an equitable claim to her breasts, provided that you entered into the contract on a bona fide basis without notice of the other party's acquisition of the legal title.

Cador: DUDE ARE YOU ON POT?

Conversation 5.

Wanker: Guys, start the test.

Female student: Oh my God. This test is too easy.

Crazy Fucker: No you're too easy. (Laughs maniacally).

Wanker: Exam conditions guys.

Is it depressing that these are the only five interesting conversations that I have had over the past week? Indeed. It is testament to the extent of my ostracism from society. Exam period sucks.