About Us

About Us - The Bachelor Authors

esjay: the wanker. I muse over things with an air of quasi-intelligence. In truth, I am a little bit of a prick and a lot of (a) dick. But sometimes (sometimes) I'll have something meaningful to say, and when I do, I'll be sure to post it here (with an air of quasi-intelligence, imbued with a little bit of prick and a lot of dick).

jcfiction: The picture guy. I spend my time here illustrating my various weird theories and ideas. I've been told surprisingly that I often give good advice, but I never seem to be able to follow any of that advice myself.

Mr. Champion: purports to be refined often making mention of Falernian wine and cultured Art like Playboy. In reality, he is of wild character. He is also rather pretentious loving all things materialistic and women who have beautiful bodies (herein lies a facial and h!@ght requirement) and voices.

YangusKhan: Hi. I'm Yang. The problem with me is I'm Yang. You know I have issues when the phrase "pull a Yang" exists in everybody's diction. FML.

Lamborghini: